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Science!

Posted by warmonkey on July 30, 2010
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On display at the V.S.R. Institute’s Museum of Unnatural Wonders is this interesting prototype of a heavy-duty industrial-model steam-powered dildo, rejected by the U.S. Patent Office in 1891.

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Historic sex toys sold for £3,600 at Essex auction

Posted by warmonkey on March 27, 2010
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/8589766.stm

Two historic sex toys thought to date back to the 1700s have been sold at an Essex auction for £3,600.

The wooden items, believed to be French, were auctioned at Brentwood Antiques Auction on Thursday.

Auctioneer Wendy Wood said: “You might laugh but it’s a good opportunity for investment. You won’t see another one in a long time.”

An anonymous bidder bought the pair which come with their own leather-lined case.

One of the objects measures 10in (25cm) and the other 11in (28cm).

Staff at the auction described the sex toys as “extraordinary and exceptionally rare”.

The catalogue description read: “Designed to please Lot 340 – an extraordinary and exceptionally rare “Travel Godermiche”.

“A pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case with strap fleurs-de-lys decoration

“The case, although having a re-lined interior appears to have age commensurate with the phallus.”

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Lady Vader

Posted by warmonkey on January 28, 2010
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This is all.

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More of Japan

Posted by warmonkey on November 15, 2009
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Well this looks fun…

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Fetish Transformation – Manga Porn!

Posted by warmonkey on June 09, 2009
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Nothing more to say really…


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http://www.fetishtransformation.com

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Bad Dragon (Dildos for furries)

Posted by warmonkey on June 03, 2009
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Ever wanted to fuck a dragon? Be fucked by a dragon? No, didn’t think so, but these fucking freaks do.

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There aren’t enough words to begin to describe… so I won’t bother. http://www.bad-dragon.com

Also, check out their forums. Yiff in hell, furfags!

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Femskin (It’s a trap!)

Posted by warmonkey on June 02, 2009
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Recognized as the innovative leader in the application and advancement of silicone prosthetics for the transgendered worldwide.

That’s right! You too could be getting fucked like a chick!

But wait! There’s more!

Optional rectum gives you a penetratable anus!

!!!

As far as I was aware… most people already had those.

http://www.femskin.com

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Pogo! Pogo! Pogo!

Posted by warmonkey on May 13, 2009
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Ladies, do you like pogo sticks? Do you like dildos? Well have we got the thing for you! Introducing the FantasyGlide!

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But wait! Are you a muncher of the rug too? Why not invite a friend with an extra FantasyGlide attachable cradle!

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Hooray!

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Teddy Fucker

Posted by warmonkey on February 26, 2009
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Goddammit, even they get more than I do.

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http://www.teddyfucker.com

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Blowguard

Posted by warmonkey on February 26, 2009
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Taking the job out of blowjobs!

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