BiscuitBakingBorb of Reddit, for the brilliant:
My friend made a disturbing confession to me that he is into beastiality but never wants to hurt an animal. He showed me the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen in my life. He built a robot pig for him to have sex with. It is a body made of paper mache with a realistic pig head statue on it. He put it on one of those roomba robot vaccum things so it moves around. And…he inserted a fleshlight into the back of it, so he can have sex with it. He also has this mp3 thing on it with little speakers that make pig squealing sounds. So he tells me has sex with this thing every day. Um….what am i to make of this??? Is this an ethical thing?