On display at the V.S.R. Institute’s Museum of Unnatural Wonders is this interesting prototype of a heavy-duty industrial-model steam-powered dildo, rejected by the U.S. Patent Office in 1891.

Lazertits is a pretty cool guy, eh fires lazers from the tits and doesn’t afraid of anything.

Here

Although, I would have thought it easier to just use the one that’s already lit?

I can’t even be bothered anymore, but… click here.