I thought as I’d not posted anything really interesting for a while, I’d better actually put some effort in today, so this is my third post.
As quite a bit of the traffic here is linked to the chicken sex article, I thought I’d be nice and find some less disturbing chicken porn, which led me to this doozy.
But hey, why stop at avian porn!? Why stop with fowl when you can have some fine Italian cuisine!
Or maybe you’d prefer a hotdog…
Ladies, do you like pogo sticks? Do you like dildos? Well have we got the thing for you! Introducing the FantasyGlide!
But wait! Are you a muncher of the rug too? Why not invite a friend with an extra FantasyGlide attachable cradle!
Hooray!
About 4 years ago, a friend of mine who shall remain nameless sent me a video. The video basically shows a young woman casually strolling through a park before being abducted, and reamed by some sort of outer-space cock monster.
After years of searching, I have eventually discovered that the video is taken from the DVD ‘Extreme Penetrations 4′, the ‘actress’ (for lack of a better word), is Claire James.
Ladies and gentlemales, I present to you… Claire James:
http://extreme-penetrations.com/previews/preview_hi-claire.html
Sure, why the fuck not… I suppose I could bring myself to do that.
